Dumbcoin ($DUMB)

the dumbest coin ever!
so dumb, it’s smarter than a dog eating your homework!

roudmap

not just a road - highway! not just map - the route to Dubai!

phase 1: launch

release $DUMB like a banana at a clown convention!

Q5 of 2025

phase 2: airdrop

airdrop $DUMB so big, even parrots squawk!

Q6 of 2025

phase 3: moon

send $DUMB to the moon—no spacesuit needed!

Q7 of 2025

phase 4: party

dinner wif hodlers in Dubai! dont forget to bring your wife Ferrari!

Q8 of 2025

tokenomics
(a.k.a dumbonomics)

1 billion $DUMB tokens, equally splitted!

tokenomics

Precisely explained

  • 40% liquidity (cuz we need to trade, duh!)
  • 35% airdrop (free $DUMB for all!)
  • 25% marketing (to yell about $DUMB!)
  • 15% team (we’re geniuses!)
  • 10% charity (for dog treats, maybe!)
  • 5% reserve (just in case!)

Pssst... dont tell anyone, but the real tokenomics can be found in Whitepaper.

how 2 buy

so easy, even a dumbie can do it!

  1. get a Solana wallet (like Phantom, duh!)
  2. buy some $SOL on an exchange or debit card
  3. swap $SOL for $DUMB on Raydium
  4. hodl and laugh to the moon!

fucks

dumb questions answered wisely

the only coin so gloriously dumb it convinced my rubber duck to become a day trader!

we injected the blockchain with rocket fuel and giggle gas—hold onto your socks!

heck yeah — it’ll cannonball into your wallet like a drunken banana!
Catch it in the Airdrop

just pure stupidity, unfiltered optimism, and 100% organic memes!

not at all — if you can breathe, you’re qualified!

then congrats — you’ve unlocked the ultimate dumb stunt! zero refunds included!

only if your landlord accepts interpretative dance or cosmic high-fives!

sure, if your accountant also moonlights as a stand-up comedian!

tell them it’s avant-garde financial performance art — they’ll think you’re cultured!

indeed—strap it to a paper airplane, light a fuse, and blast off!

not yet, but our roadmap includes banana-powered jetpacks!

introducing $DUMBER — the sequel, so absurd, even we can’t believe it exists!

time to get reach!

click below to swap your $SOL for the dumbest coin in the universe!

Buy on Raydium

After you hit that button, head over to Raydium
and trade $SOL for $DUMB — quick, easy, and ridiculously fun.

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